turnerofficial:

when black treacle come on shuffle and u just

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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clitreaper:

WHEN IS IT MY TURN FOR A CUTE RELATIONSHIP

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)