fabulusly:

*shaves legs seductively* 

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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